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Police Politics

YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if you want to legalize dope but ban happy meals.

PIGS - Police Intimidating General Society

CHICAGO PD - Educating hippies, blow by blow.

EUROPEAN UNION BANS FULL BODY AIRPORT SCANNERS OVER SAFETY CONCERNS - So why are they still allowed in the US? And why does the TSA Intend To Deploy Body Scanners At Rail, Bus, Ferry Terminals?

FASCISM - This is what it looks like

TAGS: ows fascism rightwing republicans police
Rating: 3.15/5

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crankyhead - August 29, 2014, 4:19 pm
They are being denied their right to peaceful a**embly. That's fascism.
blesic - August 29, 2014, 12:17 am
This isn't Fascism. It's an education in order.

" OBAMA SIGNS NDAA INTO LAW, DISMANTLES BILL OF RIGHTS " - And then i told them : " My administration will not authorize the indefinite military detention without trial of American citizens

Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -

TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


THE FOUNDING FATHERS - This isn't what they had in mind

Edward Snowden -

COSPIRACY THEORISTS - First rule of undercover police AGITATORS. Don't wear your POLICE ACADENMY issued shoes. Maybe hemp sneakers or Doc Martin's

GREEN POLICE - America would laugh if they weren't knocking on our door.

CHICAGO - My kind of town!

United Stasi of America -

The Matrix Has You -

HEAR YE HEAR YE, FASHION POLICE REMINDER - if ye refuse to meet wall street dress code, ye shall be denied table side. since ye never recieved the original memo here is ye reminder.

" I'LL GET YOU " - OBAMA PLANS TO CREATE INTERNET ID FOR ALL AMERICANS . - We are not talking about a national ID card. We are not talking about a government-controlled system. It will be released by the president in a few months.

" 2012 - 2016 MORE CHANGE " - The New World Order Obama Style.

BIG GOVERNMENT - Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. George Washington


OBAMA'S ADMIN "NATIONAL SECURITY" SECRET - MEET SOPA'S EVIL TWIN, ACTA - Until EU began leaking the document’s text, the Obama admin was claiming the accord was a "national security" secret. "Obama reelection security" secret sounds more like it!

Chinese Secret Police -

A Fallujah On The Mississippi -

TAGS: riot anarchy protest police equality
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - August 15, 2014, 7:16 pm
Did you notice the minute the cops calmed down (or the local riot force was replaced by the state troopers) the "rioters" all seemed to turn into peaceful protesters (with a few notable exceptions) funny how that works.
EmmaRoydes - August 15, 2014, 10:14 am
I guess that should have been "Honor the memory ..."
EmmaRoydes - August 15, 2014, 10:14 am
Support the memory of Michael Brown, Steal some Sh1t and burn cars and buildings!

POLICE ARRIVE MUSCH MORE SLOWLY - Than the second amendment does!

AUTHORIT-AY - Looks like somebody just found thier RESPECT.... FOR IT!!

F*ck -

TAGS: guns police cops law racisim
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 6, 2014, 8:21 pm
The cause of violent police behavior is not guns or laws but hiring the worst possible people to fill vacancies in the most important job in the country.
foxrecon19d - August 24, 2014, 1:45 pm
That'll teach him to cuss while being sh**! WTF? How the heck did the cops miss twice? Seriously, I'm as pro-gun as they come, but this is just plain stupid.

It's Not Real -

Picket Lines And Picket Signs -

Electric Eyes -

'I GO SHOOTING ALL THE TIME' - “I guarantee you Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey,” Joe Biden.


POLICE - Police unions are a large part of the gun control lobby. Why should they be able to have them if you can't?

TAGS: gun control police 2012
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - March 31, 2013, 5:21 pm
They also own a large share of the private prison system which works to put stoners in jail while keeping violent criminals on the street, to keep people afraid and politicians passing laws to put more non-violent criminals in jail


" YOU WILL BE MONITORED " - "Emperor" Obama circulating draft of executive order on cybersecurity.

NYC POLICE SUPPORT OWS - (As in .....Can you spell lots of OVERTIME!)

" TEACHER KNOWS BEST " - For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” - Adolph Hitler.



THE GOVERNMENT - Why would it come and take your guns? Can't you see that you, the taxpayer, gave it more firepower than you?

4 MORE YEARS - Do you want to see the Obama Fridge police coming into your home?

OBAMA'S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: "CHANGE IS ...." - Change is: The senate did pass the bill to hold Americans indefinitely.

" THE END OF DEMOCRACY " - To Serve And Protect Dear Leader ?

" INCOMING " - I think this man (Obama) really does believe he can change the world & people like that are infinitely more dangerous than mere crooked politicians. Thomas Sowell

Irony -

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death! -

Dystopia Initialized -

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU - That your entire Politifake profile is being saved currently on government servers somewhere in Nevada.....

TAGS: patriot act surveillance police state
Rating: 3.67/5

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Renza - April 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
He's the one.
Doggit - April 3, 2013, 10:59 am
Dammit, I knew it! Obama is best president ever.
PapaFox - April 2, 2013, 8:46 pm
They better spell my name right, dammit!

POLICE STATE - A society in which law enforcement officers act as judge, jury, and as executioner with the utmost impunity.


EDUCATIONAL PENITENTIARIES - Armed guards, regimented activities, legal disciplanary action, metal detectors-- that'll straighten out those savage kids!

THIRD AMENDMENT - Nobody cares about it anymore, because we are always at war.

Monopoly on Violence -

TAGS: police state fascism totalitarianism guns
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cannabal - May 14, 2014, 3:12 pm
"Can you hear me runnin'?"
foxrecon19d - May 14, 2014, 9:59 am
Yup... So don't say you weren't warned. How does that old Mike and the Mechanics song go?
Cannabal - May 13, 2014, 9:45 pm
And yet you worked for this same government, too.
EmmaRoydes - May 13, 2014, 11:03 am
EmmaRoydes - May 13, 2014, 11:03 am
Didn't obama say he hands were tied by the constitution? Gun control is the government saying "We fear the people that we were elected to serve"
foxrecon19d - May 13, 2014, 9:45 am
It is natural for government to want to out gun law abiding citizens. Say it out loud.

NYPD - Violating your civil rights before the TSA made it look good.

CONSERVATIVES - Might Makes Right!


MARTIAL LAW - When you think about it, it's more about job security than anything else.

POLICE STATE - If it's advocated by OUR kind of people, it's okay.

If Police are there to "serve and protect"... -

TAGS: police stat 2nd amendment
Rating: 0/5

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fauxnews - August 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Arms....not super-duper street sweeping a**ault weapons.... ;-p
Zeitguy - August 11, 2014, 11:30 am
Are you arguing in favor of right to bear arms? I knew you would come around.

the only police that Hillary supports -

Obama an the War on Police -

Congrats, Obama & Race-baiting Liberals! -

Just The Good Ol' Comrades -

Stupid Things Liberals Say -

Police Lives Matter -

Vermont Vermin -

Liberal Lunacy -

Liberal Insanity & Hypocrisy -

Democrat Obtuseness -

Keep Voting For Bigger Government -

More Liberal Lunacy -

Law and Order -

George Soros Built That! -

I Stand With Curt Schilling -

Airport Security Moonbattery -

You won't get shot! -

TAGS: hillary email police blacklivesmatter dallas
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - July 14, 2016, 5:42 pm
For once I whole heartedly agree with you.

Baltimore -

inflated stats -

Police Lives Matter -

TAGS: police lives matter darren goforth shannon miles harris county texas sheriff blacklivesmatter racism bigotry
Rating: 4.98/5

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OTC - August 30, 2015, 7:27 pm
This is what happens when a community agitator is elected POTUS

Liberal Insanity -

CNN's Outrageous Left-Wing Lunacy -

The Truth -

policies are like coins -

Ferguson Justice -

TAGS: police justice brutality ferguson murder
Rating: 2.85/5

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blesic - December 4, 2014, 12:35 am
Thank you.
fauxnews - December 3, 2014, 6:24 pm
Ah, Magnum force. Great film. :-) Scary how that film from forever ago makes for a topical poster(i.e.5L)in the day of America's flirtation with fascistic law enforcement. As Harry might say,"A man's got to know his limitations." Hopefully, Americans too.

Jaywalking -

TAGS: ferguson michael brown police state
Rating: 2.6/5

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Cannabal - December 1, 2014, 10:47 pm
The whole world's against me, I swear to God.
Cannabal - December 1, 2014, 10:47 pm
The whole world's against me, I swear to God.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2014, 7:58 pm

Question it all you want, just don't subvert it so that you can swear.
Cannabal - November 30, 2014, 12:37 pm
Do not question the censor. It anger our Fearless Leader, Chairman Moo!
Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 12:50 pm
why the f*** is " s h o t " censored? WTF?
Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 12:50 pm
Oh yes, definitely. In fact, the tens of violent looters/protesters that have been sh** only prove ...oh wait, that didn't happen.

2nd Amendment -

War on Police -

War On Police -

War on Police -

TAGS: war police state law government
Rating: 2.33/5

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Pikeman - November 15, 2015, 5:19 pm
It is obvious whenever a white cop kills a black thug.

War on Police -

TAGS: war police state law government
Rating: 2.33/5

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Cannabal - November 17, 2015, 2:24 pm
So is that enemy a known known, a known unknown, or an unknown unknown, Rumsfeld?
Pikeman - November 15, 2015, 5:21 pm
A different enemy using different weapons does not prove that there is not a war on police.

grand jury -

Public Safety -

TAGS: police racism ferguson violence justice
Rating: 1.75/5

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blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:30 pm
Of course it's not 1965. It's 1961! Gosh, conservatives are so stupid.
diehard - November 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
moronic post completely without merit. wake up dude it's not 1965 anymore...the klan is dead as is your brain

Defund the police -

TAGS: police cops rights government state
Rating: 1.73/5

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Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 7:24 pm
Incorrect: that agency is busy catalogging all of the activity on this website so we can all be indicted, convicted, and incarcerated by a secret tribunal at a secret black site in another country. See you there, man, I promise I don't snore.
OTC - May 22, 2015, 9:31 am
The NSA?
Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 3:32 am
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
ipaprime - May 21, 2015, 10:29 am
Without Law enforcement laws are useless.

More Guns, Less Crime -

War on Police -

TAGS: war police state law government
Rating: 1/5

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Pikeman - November 15, 2015, 5:05 pm
The difference was that the war on terror was working until the dems took over.